Crying Baby Quinoa

Insta-lunch Making AND then eating your own lunch... Ah, the eternal struggle of the new mum - me included. Which is why I've been hunting down the perfect no faff lunch recipes. I found a version of this quinoa salad online but the original recipe called for herbs and general faffery so I simplified. The… Continue reading Crying Baby Quinoa


Baby Change B*tches

  This incident took place yesterday (23rd November 2015) at the baby changing facilities near to the Halifax at the Merry Hill centre and if you are one of the people involved I hope you woke up to a vile poonami this morning! Karma is a b*tch, but so, it would seem, are you!  Knock-knock!… Continue reading Baby Change B*tches


From Super Slummy to Yummy Mummy – Back to Basics

Elliott being a zen yoga baby! What's that saying? Oh yes! You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter. Ah, yes, that one... Not the first one that springs to mind when talking about a yummy mummy makeover perhaps? But one that I found quite apt once I'd pulled my list… Continue reading From Super Slummy to Yummy Mummy – Back to Basics


From Super Slummy to Yummy Mummy – The Plan

Enough is enough! So said a classic disco song and alas so did I. Bored of wearing misshapen leggings and tents I set about coming up with an action plan to transform me from slummy to yummy. Of course, me being me, that masterplan is a list. Who doesn't love a good list? And, this,… Continue reading From Super Slummy to Yummy Mummy – The Plan


I am officially a mummy mess

There she was casually, yet purposefully, strolling through Merry Hill, all pert bum and flat stomach. She was wearing tight white jeans (a la Liz Hurley) with stiletto shoes. Her hair perfectly blow dried, her nails beautifully manicured, her barely there make-up giving her skin a natural glow. She held her mobile phone in one hand… Continue reading I am officially a mummy mess